Excuse me sir!
I don’t believe we’ve met,
But may I have your attention please?
I’d like to inform you
That I’m about to bombard you
With useless pieces of information
Regarding my day
What I had for breakfast!
That I brushed my teeth
That I had a shit
What I watched on TV
And so on and so forth
I can see how interested you are
So here’s a picture of my lunch!
And my breakfast
And my dinner
And my ‘cheeky McDonalds’
Look at me! I’m a celebrity
Of the world wide web
It’ll be written on my epitaph
How I changed the world
And inspired people
With my shitty retyped tumblr posts
The 54 images of my dog
What was that sir? You don’t care?
Let me inform you that
I scored 100 points on Farmville!
I feel everyone should know!
It should be headline news!
Can’t you see?
I’m the face of the human race!
Isn’t that just great?
I have laughed and laughed some more! Well done. XD
This made me laugh, amazing work well done
Ouch, weren't you in a sarcastic mood xD Great work here!
So very true XD (proof that DA rules )
DA certainly provides a nice break from the normal internet traffic!
Man your writing is incredible!
Very true ,that goes for facebook too ,Deviantart however is sore much more creative and innovated. Thanks for sharing.
Haha this is so true x)
haha, this made me laugh. Great work, that's all I can say.
Hahaha, great one.
The Internet in a nutshell.